What would Freud say? Cleric bans womens from handling bananas, cucumbers

I'm not making this up. You do trust me, don't you?

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An Islamic cleric living in Europe said that women should not be close to bananas or cucumbers, in order to avoid any “sexual thoughts.” The unnamed cleric, was quoted saying that if women wish to eat these food items, a third party, preferably a male related to them such as their a father or husband, should cut the items into small pieces and serve.

Carrots and zucchini are also forbidden to women.

Answering another question about what to do if women in the family like these foods, the sheikh advised the interviewer to take the food and cut it for them in a hidden place so they cannot see it.

I guess Daikon radish are also out.