Why have we started ALAH (Arab Lesbians against Hate)?
Because we're "manly women". Because we're deviants. Because we threaten "normal" girls.
No, we don't believe that, either, but the United Arab Emirates does, and they've started a campaign against us.
Last year, Naji Hay of the UAE ministry of social affairs said on Al-Arabiya TV: "The phenomenon of manly women has become apparent in society ... These women are against the normal nature of females. Their deviant behavior threatens other normal girls. This is why we had to launch this initiative to protect society from this menace."
The campaign is called “Excuse me, I am a girl," directed against the "fourth gender," a euphemism for gays.
Excuse me while I vomit.